= Who is this joker, anyway?
"What do you mean combo meal doesn't mean this?!"
Man... Where to begin? My obsession with Kate Winslet, or my love for fast cars?
What? Basic facts about me? Man, this is some boring shit... Nobody ever reads these anyway. Whatever, here we go...
Jukka Tapio Nurmi
Date of birth (and location)
7 February 1980
5'8" (1,73 m)
Single. Whether I'm looking or not looking depends on my mood...
Right-wing, rather liberal. I mean, I'm open-minded and tolerant, but heavy-handed on criminals. Sorry, but I just cant grasp the concept of spitting on the victims and pampering the offenders. Fuck that!
Phone number, from which you can acquire more personal information about me
U2, Depeche Mode, Kylie, Metallica, George Michael, Faithless, Slipknot. I'm a metalhead & a dance music lover, both existing harmoniously within my deranged mind.
Blade Runner -Final Cut, When Night is Falling, Schindler's List, Jaws, Alien & Aliens, The Dollars Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Fletch, Titanic, LA Confidential, Platoon, Interview with the Vampire, Blade Trilogy, Die Hard, Gladiator, Halloween
Favorite TV shows
Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Futurama, Simpsons (up to season 6), Survivor, Blackadder, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Fawlty Towers, My Name Is Earl, 24, Robot Wars
Favorite cars (sigh... no, I don't own any, but once can always dream)
Koenigsegg CCR, Pagani Zonda, McLaren F1, Ferrari Enzo, Porsche 959, 1969 Dodge Charger, Lamborghini Murciélago
Reading, writing (screenplays, short stories), TV, movies, this /¤£@€ website, Net in general, Warhammer 40,000, history, fast cars, tanks, skyscrapers, sharks
Kate Winslet (I love you, I love you!), Juliet Landau, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Imbruglia, Patricia Clarkson, Demi Moore, Lindsay Ho-- sorry, Lohan, Amber Benson, Alanis Morissette, Alyson Hannigan, Terri Irwin, Emma Watson (once she turns 18), Madeleine Stowe, Lanaa Sathan, Thora Birch, Angela Sarafyan, Winona Ryder, Rebecca DeMornay, Peri Gilpin, Cate Blanchett, Deborah Kara Unger, Jennifer Connelly, Julie Delpy, Kylie Minogue, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kari Byron, Susan Sarandon and Natalie Portman. Yeah, I'm still single, how did you know? Female visitors, don't let this spook you. I'm only a vampi-- uh... human. Yes, that'll do, human.
"Kids, you tried your best... and
failed miserably! The lesson is: never try!" -Homer Simpson
"Trying is the first step towards failure." -HS
"It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen." -HS
"When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass." -Anonymous
"See, the problem is that God gave
men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"Now listen, senor Spielbergo. Oskar Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for Nazis, but MINE WORKED, dammit!" -Montgomery Burns
"Thinking before talking is like wiping your ass before shitting." -Arne Anka
"So there you are, stuck between a shitty job and an even shittier apartment. Welcome to life, don't stain the carpet when you shoot yourself." -Arne Anka
Man, what do you wanna know? I'm a 28-year old weirdo from Finland, currently studying English Translation & Interpretation in a university (I already have a degree in Business Administration & Communication). I'm not very good with computers or any of that programming-shit, so that's why I'm using FrontPage to make this website.
As a person, I'd love to be a cynical existentialist, but I can't; obviously, I do care. I'm like Conan the Cimmerian in one aspect: I'm a man of giant mirth and giant melancholies. I'm terminally shy, which you wouldn't know by looking at these pages, or hanging around with me if we've known for a while, but trust me: I am shy. I'm also a man of polar opposites: I may appear cynical, but I'm also a hopeless romantic.
I HATE THE MOVIE TORQUE
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