Aaaw, don't act surprised on my ass here! I told you this guy's deranged! Fruitcake! Wacko! Weirdo! Screws loose! Out there! Nuts! Crazy! I mean, look at this! He's referring to himself in the third person here! What a nutjob...
So don't act surprised that he's got a load of alter egos. No, it's not like Jukka's a schitz... shizo... schitchzo... bloody hell, wienerschnizel! He's just... weird. So very, very weird. Below you'll find links to some of his alter egos. Sorry, but MC Tuomiotuli's (MC Doomfire) page will be in Finnish, and Finnish only. The joke of the character loses it's punch if translated into English. Feel free to e-mail me at email@example.com, and tell me that you want the page in English, too, goddammit!
So, here's the links, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
MC Tuomiotuli (Finnish only)
Juan Sanchez Siesta-Villa Lobos Martinos Tiburones y Ramirez
DarkMage7280 (Coming up)
Hog of the Mug - Chief of the Flathead tribe (Mukin Karju - Lättäpäiden päällikkö) (Coming up)
Four Finger -Frank (Coming up)
Oh, and in case you were wondering: NO. These are totally fictional alter egos I've made up for humoristic purposes. For example, there is no Tovaritsch International School of Friendship. So there.